I get the mail everyday and there usually isn't anything good in it. All the stuff is for you or Mom, and it's usually boring. Today surprised me though. You got something quite interesting.
I saw the "Free Panty" in the upper right-hand corner and got all excited! And then all of my hopes and dreams were shattered when I realized it was for you.
But don't worry Dad, I wasn't dissappointed for long. I realized afterward that there was also one in the mail for me. I hope you don't mind if I use your coupon as well as mine.
Yeah, I didn't think you would.